{"id":567,"date":"2024-12-01T19:01:53","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T23:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2024-12-01T19:01:53","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T23:01:53","slug":"567","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/2024\/12\/01\/567\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Desperation has set in at Threads, which is now filling my notifications tab with pure engagement bait from accounts I don&#8217;t even follow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"586\" src=\"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-6.png\" alt=\"Three Threads posts marked &quot;Picked for you&quot;:\nOne from &quot;raidersresistance&quot; that reads &quot;Raiders HC Antonio Pierce told reporters this morning that he spent last night texting all his players, staff &amp; personnel that work within the...&quot;\n\nOne from &quot;foodsciencebabe&quot; that reads &quot;I'm sorry...what??&quot;\n\nAnd one from &quot;nancyjanefrench&quot; that reads &quot;Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know....&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-6.png 487w, https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-6-249x300.png 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desperation has set in at Threads, which is now filling my notifications tab with pure engagement bait from accounts I don&#8217;t even follow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","iawp_total_views":2,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","h-entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":569,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jarednewman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}